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Monday, 26 March 2012
Saturday, 24 March 2012
JYJ The Boy's Letter
소년의 편지 (Boy’s Letter)
[Lyrics: Kim Jaejoong | Composed by: Kim Hyungseok | Arranged by: Kim Hyungseok, Yoo Seongmin]
[Lyrics: Kim Jaejoong | Composed by: Kim Hyungseok | Arranged by: Kim Hyungseok, Yoo Seongmin]
VERSE 1
there’s a girl who only knows me
like a star, always shining on me
to a fool like me, saying ‘thank you and i love you’ – my tears fall
from now on, i’ll become your sky so you can shine more brightly
there’s a girl who only knows me
like a star, always shining on me
to a fool like me, saying ‘thank you and i love you’ – my tears fall
from now on, i’ll become your sky so you can shine more brightly
CHORUS
will you love me forever?
walking alone along this road,
i can’t see anything
i wouldn’t be able to live without you
to me, you are my only source of light
mine…
will you love me forever?
walking alone along this road,
i can’t see anything
i wouldn’t be able to live without you
to me, you are my only source of light
mine…
VERSE 2
here i am, where there’s only you
i was a boy too shy and scared; i couldn’t even say i love you
i didn’t even know if you cried or laughed
i only knew how to make you wait,
i hated myself for the tears you shed because of me
i will not make you sad anymore
here i am, where there’s only you
i was a boy too shy and scared; i couldn’t even say i love you
i didn’t even know if you cried or laughed
i only knew how to make you wait,
i hated myself for the tears you shed because of me
i will not make you sad anymore
CHORUS
will you love me forever?
walking alone along this road,
i can’t see anything
i wouldn’t be able to live without you
to me, you are my only source of light
mine…
will you love me forever?
walking alone along this road,
i can’t see anything
i wouldn’t be able to live without you
to me, you are my only source of light
mine…
BRIDGE
where the sky and light meet each other,
i will send out this letter to you
where the sky and light meet each other,
i will send out this letter to you
CHORUS
will you stay with me?
in this cold darkness,
we’ll rely on each other’s warmth, like that of the warm sun
all of these will become a song in the sky, it will never be forgotten
even as i close my eyes and relive the memories, i will not feel weary
the love you’ve given me, protecting me all these while,
thank you so much
from now on, i’ll become your sky
will you stay with me?
in this cold darkness,
we’ll rely on each other’s warmth, like that of the warm sun
all of these will become a song in the sky, it will never be forgotten
even as i close my eyes and relive the memories, i will not feel weary
the love you’ve given me, protecting me all these while,
thank you so much
from now on, i’ll become your sky
Bridge 2
having listened to the boy’s song,
the star shines even brighter
having listened to the boy’s song,
the star shines even brighter
all the hearts out there
(now…)
i hope my song can reach you
to feel and love the same thing
(to make your heart beat/to touch your heart)
(now…)
i hope my song can reach you
to feel and love the same thing
(to make your heart beat/to touch your heart)
CHORUS
will you love me forever?
walking alone along this road,
we’ll rely on each other’s warmth, like that of the warm sun
all of these will become a song in the sky, it will never be forgotten
even as i close my eyes and relive the memories, i will not feel weary
the love you’ve given me, protecting me all these while,
thank you so much
from now on, i’ll become your sky
will you love me forever?
walking alone along this road,
we’ll rely on each other’s warmth, like that of the warm sun
all of these will become a song in the sky, it will never be forgotten
even as i close my eyes and relive the memories, i will not feel weary
the love you’ve given me, protecting me all these while,
thank you so much
from now on, i’ll become your sky
Translation: 暖, @white_faith
Sunday, 18 March 2012
Jokes Again.....
Right Answer
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: “Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast. “Joe,” he says to his son, “what happened last night?”
“You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair.”
“So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?”
“Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast. “Joe,” he says to his son, “what happened last night?”
“You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair.”
“So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?”
“Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’
Special Lane
His new hybrid car was my friend’s pride and joy. He was always bragging about it and boring his buddies to death. As he was giving us a ride one day, he pontificated, “They should have a special lane for people who care about the environment.”
“They already do,” came a voice from the backseat.
“It’s called a sidewalk.”
Can't Talk
A man goes to his doctor and hands him a note that says, “I can’t talk! Please help me!”
“Okay,” says the doctor. “Put your thumb on the table.”
The man doesn’t understand how that will help, but he does what he’s told. The doctor picks up a huge book and drops it on the man’s thumb.
“AAAAAAAAA!” the man yells.
“Good,” says the doctor. “Come back tomorrow, and we’ll work on B.”
Ten Men and One Woman
Ten men and one woman are hanging on a rope that extends down from a helicopter.
The weight of 11 people is too much for the rope, so the group decides one person has to jump off. No one can decide who should go, until finally the woman volunteers.
She gives a touching speech , saying she will sacrifice her life to save the others, because women are used to giving up things for their husbands and children.
When she finished speaking... all the men start clapping.
Psychiatric Evaluation
The teenage boy seemed placid as I approached his hospital bed to give him a psychiatric evaluation. His mother was seated nearby, immersed in her knitting.
I walked over and introduced myself to the boy. He looked right through me and started screaming: “I can’t see! I can’t see!”
I had never witnessed such a dramatic example of hysterical blindness. “How long has this been going on?” I asked his mother.
Without looking up, she replied, “Ever since you stepped in front of his television.”
Written Test
Rob and Tom apply for the same job. They take a written test. “You both got the same number of questions wrong,” the HR person tells them, “but Rob gets the job.”
“If we both got the same number of questions wrong, how come he gets the job?” Tom asks indignantly.
“Well,” says the HR person, “one of his incorrect answers was better than yours.”
“Whoa, how can that be?”
“For problem No. 46, Rob wrote, ‘I don’t know.’ You wrote, ‘Me neither.’”
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
Monday, 5 March 2012
Weird Phones
THE MOTO CONCEPT
While most of the Mobile Phone companies today try to make slimmer and slimmer phones, some people still come up with designs that are bulky and too big to be put in pockets. The moto Concept by Joseph Liang is one such type. The design looks cute, but people don’t buy phones for their designs alone. The phone Features a very limited button selection, camera, color screen and button hiding slider.
THE SOFT PHONE
This phone might do good with people that love to walk on their walk, or just beat it for bad news’. It is made of fabric and silicon making it squeezable and huggable, since it is created with that in mind. Moreover, you can make a call or hang up by the level of squeeze you give this cellphone.
THE HAND PHONE
The Gesture of extending the thumb and the Pinky and talk into the pinky when you want y=to show someone to call him has become famous enough for this designer to come up with an idea of actually talking like that. Just think about the pain it would take to first strap the wires on the back of your hand and then the pain to keep the hand in this position for the duration of the call, awkward. I hope that this concept remains a concept forever.
CELL PHONE GIN FROM NOKIA
Why would anyone need a Mobile Phone that doubles as a Gun? You bet it, to call 911 after you have shot someone. That is the best use of this phone I could come up with. This might also be useful if you forget things a lot. Most of the people will forget to take a gun with them when they have to go for walk, but only a few people forget to take their cell phones. The Cellphone Gun concept by Nokia is one of the many designs that are lethal enough to make the patent office reject it right away.
CRYPTEX MOBILE
The whole idea of having a Mobile Phone is that it can be used in emergencies. The Cryptex phone is so complex and tough to operate that it would take at least 4 minutes for a person to dial a number on this Phone. If you want to dial a number, you have to turn the dial of every element to the desired cipher. You have to place the numbers in such a way that the umber you want to dial is in line with the green LED. If you want to hang up the call you turn the first segment to “hang up” (red LED). The phone works without buttons and without a display and based on the old dial phones.
While most of the Mobile Phone companies today try to make slimmer and slimmer phones, some people still come up with designs that are bulky and too big to be put in pockets. The moto Concept by Joseph Liang is one such type. The design looks cute, but people don’t buy phones for their designs alone. The phone Features a very limited button selection, camera, color screen and button hiding slider.
THE SOFT PHONE
This phone might do good with people that love to walk on their walk, or just beat it for bad news’. It is made of fabric and silicon making it squeezable and huggable, since it is created with that in mind. Moreover, you can make a call or hang up by the level of squeeze you give this cellphone.
THE HAND PHONE
The Gesture of extending the thumb and the Pinky and talk into the pinky when you want y=to show someone to call him has become famous enough for this designer to come up with an idea of actually talking like that. Just think about the pain it would take to first strap the wires on the back of your hand and then the pain to keep the hand in this position for the duration of the call, awkward. I hope that this concept remains a concept forever.
CELL PHONE GIN FROM NOKIA
Why would anyone need a Mobile Phone that doubles as a Gun? You bet it, to call 911 after you have shot someone. That is the best use of this phone I could come up with. This might also be useful if you forget things a lot. Most of the people will forget to take a gun with them when they have to go for walk, but only a few people forget to take their cell phones. The Cellphone Gun concept by Nokia is one of the many designs that are lethal enough to make the patent office reject it right away.
CRYPTEX MOBILE
The whole idea of having a Mobile Phone is that it can be used in emergencies. The Cryptex phone is so complex and tough to operate that it would take at least 4 minutes for a person to dial a number on this Phone. If you want to dial a number, you have to turn the dial of every element to the desired cipher. You have to place the numbers in such a way that the umber you want to dial is in line with the green LED. If you want to hang up the call you turn the first segment to “hang up” (red LED). The phone works without buttons and without a display and based on the old dial phones.
The Brown Lady
This portrait of "The Brown Lady" ghost is arguably the most famous and well-regarded ghost photograph ever taken. The ghost is thought to be that of Lady Dorothy Townshend, wife of Charles Townshend, 2nd Viscount of Raynham, residents of Raynham Hall in Norfolk, England in the early 1700s. It was rumored that Dorothy, before her marriage to Charles, had been the mistress of Lord Wharton. Charles suspected Dorothy of infidelity. Although according to legal records she died and was buried in 1726, it was suspected that the funeral was a sham and that Charles had locked his wife away in a remote corner of the house until her death many years later.
Dorothy's ghost is said to haunt the oak staircase and other areas of Raynham Hall. In the early 1800s, King George IV, while staying at Raynham, saw the figure of a woman in a brown dress standing beside his bed. She was seen again standing in the hall in 1835 by Colonel Loftus, who was visiting for the Christmas holidays. He saw her again a week later and described her as wearing a brown satin dress, her skin glowing with a pale luminescence. It also seemed to him that her eyes had been gouged out. A few years later, Captain Frederick Marryat and two friends saw "the Brown Lady" gliding along an upstairs hallway, carrying a lantern. As she passed, Marryat said, she grinned at the men in a "diabolical manner." Marryat fired a pistol at the apparition, but the bullet simply passed through.
This famous photo was taken in September, 1936 by Captain Provand and Indre Shira, two photographers who were assigned to photograph Raynham Hall for Country Life magazine. This is what happened, according to Shira:
"Captain Provand took one photograph while I flashed the light. He was focusing for another exposure; I was standing by his side just behind the camera with the flashlight pistol in my hand, looking directly up the staircase. All at once I detected an ethereal veiled form coming slowly down the stairs. Rather excitedly, I called out sharply: 'Quick, quick, there's something.' I pressed the trigger of the flashlight pistol. After the flash and on closing the shutter, Captain Provand removed the focusing cloth from his head and turning to me said: 'What's all the excitement about?'"
Upon developing the film, the image of The Brown Lady ghost was seen for the first time. It was published in the December 16, 1936 issue of Country Life. The ghost has been seen occasionally since.
Sunday, 4 March 2012
Jokes???
Inherit a Farm
An ailing grandmother was speaking to her favourite granddaughter:
“Lori, I am old and weak, and I know that the time for me to leave is near. I want you to inherit my farm, including the barn, villa, tractors, farmhouse, all the livestock, and the piggery.”
“Wow,” said Lori, stunned. “Thank you so much, Grandma! I didn’t know you had a farm. Where is it?”
Her grandma replied, “You can find it on my Facebook account. Just click on the Farmville bookmark after logging on. My e-mail address is ‘dgranny@yahoo.com,’ the password is ‘just4lori’.
Tenses
A teacher says "OK, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say 'I'm beautiful,' what tense am I using?"
A boy raises his hand and says, "Obviously the past tense, Miss."
Second Thoughts
In fourth grade, my son had a huge crush on a classmate. So for Valentine’s Day, he bought her a box of chocolates and took it into school. When I returned home from work, I found him on the couch eating the same box of candy.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well, I thought about it for a long time," he said between chews. "And I decided that, for now, I still like candy more than girls."
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well, I thought about it for a long time," he said between chews. "And I decided that, for now, I still like candy more than girls."
Jokes
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the taxi, they found a lamp. The boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. ''I'll grant you one wish each,'' the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, ''I want to be on a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries.'' And, poof, he was gone.
The junior manager couldn't keep quiet. He shouted, ''I want to be in California, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails.'' And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss's turn. ''I want those idiots back in the office after lunch.''
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, ''I want to be on a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries.'' And, poof, he was gone.
The junior manager couldn't keep quiet. He shouted, ''I want to be in California, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails.'' And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss's turn. ''I want those idiots back in the office after lunch.''
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